Thanksgiving For Ungrateful Heathens
And I’m not talking about the First Nations folk either.
Mind you, Thanksgiving is a fairly pleasant North American holiday that celebrates gratitude with, um, gluttony, which I’m told makes a lot of sense if you don’t think about it.
Still, it’s a nice tradition and as far as completely-nonsensical holidays go, it could be a lot worse.
Looking at you, Columbus Day.