Thanksgiving For Ungrateful Heathens

And I’m not talking about the First Nations folk either.

Mind you, Thanksgiving is a fairly pleasant North American holiday that celebrates gratitude with, um, gluttony, which I’m told makes a lot of sense if you don’t think about it.

Still, it’s a nice tradition and as far as completely-nonsensical holidays go, it could be a lot worse.

Looking at you, Columbus Day.