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Inspirational Quotes and Messages. And some aren't even worrisome or antisocial.

Inspirational Ecard with text: I believe strongly in the power of positive thinking as an effective strategy for societal change.I just think that arson also works and is both efficient and incontrovertible.

Inspirational Ecard with text: 'Hey kids - are you itching to get back at bourgeois status quo? Dont forget: arson isnt just a fun pass-time, it can also be a tool of political dissent. Remember: if they lied about Santa, take a wild guess about your upward mobility.'

Inspirational Ecard with text: kids, kill a clown. its waaaay more awesome than drugs.

Inspirational Ecard with text: there are seven (7) ninjas hiding in this picture. but you can't see them - because they're ninjas.

Inspirational Ecard with text: when all else fails, just go into denial. it's what everyone else does.

Inspirational Ecard with text: nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas

Inspirational Ecard with text: god grant us the strength to punish the self-righteous

Inspirational Ecard with text: they say there is no such thing as a free lunch. it just goes to show how some people have no idea how to steal shit.

Inspirational Ecard with text: if to be well adjusted and mentally healthy is to be happy in a cubicle, living out in suburbia and enjoying Reality TV, then I need a straight jacket right now.

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