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Just Because Ecards

Inspirational TGIF Workplace WTF Zombie

WTF Ecard with text: 'So I poured bong water into your aquarium to see if fish can get high. Now, before you react, I want you to focus on the undeniable truth - that scientific inquiry has long confused lay society. However, to show you I am a good sport, I have decided to cook you dinner tonight. Just waiting for the fish to finish marinating.'

scientific inquiry

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WTF Ecard with text: Dude we really should have read the descriptions when choosing our deity.

dude

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Inspirational Ecard with text: there are seven (7) ninjas hiding in this picture. but you can't see them - because they're ninjas.

seven ninjas

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Zombie Ecard with text: zombification can ruin your entire vacation. remember - a zombie is no match against a well swung seven iron. let's all be prepared

zombification vacation

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WTF Ecard with text: 'as food prices rise, remember: there are alternative sources of white meat. And it's not as if they don't fantasize about eating us. Look - i'm just saying.'

white meat

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Inspirational Ecard with text: when all else fails, just go into denial. it's what everyone else does.

when all else fails

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WTF Ecard with text: next time i eat chicken, i'm cooking it first

next time i eat chicken

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WTF Ecard with text: 'the cow has given me my first mission. but i keep wondering: why would a sentient, pan-dimensional cow have such faith in a stoner like me, anyway?'

the cow

On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of the day standing outside retirement communities wearing a Grim Reaper costume. Look, it's the only place I can go without surprising anyone.

Workplace Ecard with text: this place is going to burn to the ground one night when i just happen to have an airtight alibi.

this place is gonna burn

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Zombie Ecard with text: never kill zombies with an axe! zombie gore is slippery AND a health hazard. remember - if cornered without a firearm, use a blunt implement like this cricket bat. let's all be prepared.

zombies and axes

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