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Just Because Ecards

Inspirational TGIF Workplace WTF Zombie
Zombie Ecard with text: In the event of a sudden zombie attack secure all windows and doors before fetching beloved family pets from outside. spot can outrun them, and zombies have no taste for canine flesh.

dogs outrun zombies

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Zombie

WTF Ecard with text: my psychiatrist says he hates it when i show up in his bedroom at 3am wearing nothing but over mitts. but deep down, i know he's really into it.

my psychiatrist hates it

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WTF

Zombie Ecard with text: You may be tempted to fortify yourself in a shopping mall. zombies know this trick! remember, and plan your contingencies with creativity.

zombies and malls

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Zombie

Workplace Ecard with text: this whole situation of having to be mature is getting to be pretty freaking boring. so let's get mashed

this whole situation

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Workplace

Zombie Ecard with text: given half a chance, a zombie will eat you and anyone you care about.don't try and be a hero and you might live.

zombies will eat you

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Zombie

Zombie Ecard with text: when zombies attack, remember to save one shell for yourself. your friends and loved ones will thank you!

save one shell

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Zombie

Zombie Ecard with text: when the zombies attack i'll be right by your side

never forget

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Zombie

WTF Ecard with text: Four out of five mental health professionals agree that i'm no danger to anybody. Don't worry about that one guy, I'll kill him later.

four out of five

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: human resources would simply freak if they knew more about us

human resources

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Workplace

Inspirational Ecard with text: they say there is no such thing as a free lunch. it just goes to show how some people have no idea how to steal things.

free lunch

The strange thing about food is, you don't have to pay for it. If you can run faster than someone who is overweight, then you can snatch up their meal and be four blocks away before they're out of their chair. You'll be getting in some cardio, and they'll also be skipping a meal. Follow me for more tips on living a healthy life.

Inspirational

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