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Just Because Ecards

Inspirational TGIF Workplace WTF Zombie
Inspirational Ecard with text: if to be well adjusted and mentally healthy is to be happy in a cubicle, living out in suburbia and enjoying Reality TV, then I need a straight jacket right now.

well adjusted

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Inspirational

WTF Ecard with text: the more stoned i get, the more awesome ducks become

the more stoned i get

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WTF

WTF Ecard with text: it may taste nice but since i stopped eating glue, i've regained my self respect. And my sense of the color yellow.

eating glue

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WTF

WTF Ecard with text: after your third dead clown the fun begins to wear off a little

third dead clown

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WTF

WTF Ecard with text: I don't smoke broken pencils anymore and i don't... i'm sorry, i've forgotten what i was going to say

broken pencils

Most people are neurotic, you see, and if you don't have any mental health problems, people get agitated and confused. So I sometimes i pretend to be a recovering broken-pencils smoker and now the lady in Human Resources never knows what to say to me when she sees me in the corridor. Which, if I'm being honest, has made our relationship a lot more tolerable.

WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: to me you are unique and special just like everyone else

unique and special

Most people get upset at originality. Be different, they say, but not too different. Be unique, but not too unique. Be talented, not so much that you make others feel inadequate. Dislike, say, floral-print sofas, but don't, like, set them on fire or anything. I set a few couches on fire and everyone's like, why can't you be more ordinary, and I'm like, why is everybody so tolerant of floral-print couches? How am I the bad guy here?

Workplace

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