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Workplace Ecards

Workplace Ecard with text: Well I am glad that they hired you. Even if it was only to prove that they are an equal opportunities employer.

equal opportunities

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Workplace Ecard with text: Its Friday, and this week I learned the Human Resources frowns upon self-abuse in the copier room. With each passing week my office kung fu grows more powerful!

HR frowns upon stuff

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Workplace Ecard with text: If you were paying attention you would have realized by now that you were promised a pony, but you never received this pony, and that this constitutes a massive betrayal in your life. And the only way to diminish this dull yet irrevocable pain in your heart is to stab random friends and co-workers with pens. Stop by later, I have some pens I'm prepared to sell you.

irrevocable pain

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Workplace Ecard with text: Another busy week spent undermining the strategic interests of the company via acts of corporate sabotage and subversion. Dude we totally deserve to get drunk.

sabotage is thirsty work

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Workplace Ecard with text: Stop wasting time on the internet.

stop

I like to spend my time volunteering with organizations that promote Suffrage for Goats. It might surprise people. Some think me too frivolous to be politically engaged. THEY KNOW NOTHING.

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Workplace Ecard with text: I have found that a limitless source of job satisfaction can be reached through the systematic terrorization of middle-managers .

job satisfaction

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Workplace Ecard with text: Im always right but no one ever listens but i don't care and basically they should all burn.

nobody ever listens

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Workplace Ecard with text: im sorry i havent been supportive but i didnt know you had a real psychological problem. with description of ergasiophobia.

ergasiophobia

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Workplace Ecard with text: If youre crazy, here, youll be given a straight-jacket. But if you re REALLY crazy youll be given more money, promotions + power! WOOT!

if you are crazy

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Workplace Ecard with text: this place is going to burn to the ground one night when i just happen to have an airtight alibi.

this place is gonna burn

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