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Workplace Ecards

Workplace Ecard with text: The money we save by sending free ecards instead of expensive gifts may then be completely wasted on alcohol. they'll say we're cheap, but no one ever appreciates the rich subtleties of genius.

the money we save

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Workplace

Workplace Ecard with text: congratulations - we've been sober for one entire day

sober for one day

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Workplace

Workplace Ecard with text: this whole situation of having to be mature is getting to be pretty freaking boring. so let's get mashed

this whole situation

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Workplace

Workplace Ecard with text: human resources would simply freak if they knew more about us

human resources

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Workplace

Workplace Ecard with text: to me you are unique and special just like everyone else

unique and special

Most people get upset at originality. Be different, they say, but not too different. Be unique, but not too unique. Be talented, not so much that you make others feel inadequate. Dislike, say, floral-print sofas, but don't, like, set them on fire or anything. I set a few couches on fire and everyone's like, why can't you be more ordinary, and I'm like, why is everybody so tolerant of floral-print couches? How am I the bad guy here?

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