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fricking android

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a few go missing

It's re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to publish an older card and take the rest of the day off, ideally to do something frivolous. It's an important tradition to me because Wrongcards is a work of great seriousness and without a little bit of irresponsibility I'd probably go mad.

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WTF Ecard with text: My scientific experiments on dead mice have brought me tantalizingly close to conquering death ! ... Wait a sec ... Nope, false alarm. Still no progress, sorry.

one mouse at a time

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WTF Ecard with text: ironically penile augmentation is cheaper than this car

devils hands

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recycling

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WTF Ecard with text: Nietzsche was wrong: if you gaze long enough into the the abyss, Barney the Dinosaur gazes back into you, which is of course much, much worse.

gaze into the abyss

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psychiatric medicine

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WTF Ecard with text: i have found that drunkenness makes me more charming, witty, and generally more awesome to members of the opposite sex.

my awesomeness

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WTF Ecard with text: on his first foray into the hundred acre wood, christopher robin shot a bear, two kangaroos, a piglet, a rabbit and a small tiger. but no heffalumps or woozles.the stories would have been much, much shorter if a.a.milne had been texan.

if pooh bear

Today is re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to post an older card that I happen to like. Unless you have the need to intimidate an assortment of talking, literate farm animals, this card isn't going to be of much use to you. But, by George Orwell, who would want to do that?

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