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WTF Ecards

WTF Ecard with text: Dude we really should have read the descriptions when choosing our deity.

dude

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WTF Ecard with text: 'as food prices rise, remember: there are alternative sources of white meat. And it's not as if they don't fantasize about eating us. Look - i'm just saying.'

white meat

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WTF Ecard with text: next time i eat chicken, i'm cooking it first

next time i eat chicken

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WTF Ecard with text: 'the cow has given me my first mission. but i keep wondering: why would a sentient, pan-dimensional cow have such faith in a stoner like me, anyway?'

the cow

On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of the day standing outside retirement communities wearing a Grim Reaper costume. Look, it's the only place I can go without surprising anyone.

WTF Ecard with text: now it's a frothy discharge. is that wrong?

frothy discharge

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WTF Ecard with text: This lizard ate all my weed, turned blue and started talking about Jesus. Best night of my life. Ever.

lizard ate my weed

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WTF Ecard with text: there is nothing wrong with having imaginary friends. Mine just happens to be a predator who hunts aliens and collects human spines as a hobby. this is mickey - isn't he rad?

imaginary friends

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WTF Ecard with text: my psychiatrist says he hates it when i show up in his bedroom at 3am wearing nothing but over mitts. but deep down, i know he's really into it.

my psychiatrist hates it

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WTF Ecard with text: Four out of five mental health professionals agree that i'm no danger to anybody. Don't worry about that one guy, I'll kill him later.

four out of five

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WTF Ecard with text: the more stoned i get, the more awesome ducks become

the more stoned i get

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