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Ecards in the Event of Zombies

Ecard text: zombification can ruin your entire vacation. remember - a zombie is no match against a well swung seven iron. let's all be prepared

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Ecard text: never kill zombies with an axe! zombie gore is slippery AND a health hazard. remember - if cornered without a firearm, use a blunt implement like this cricket bat. let's all be prepared.

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Ecard text: never kill zombies with an axe! zombie gore is slippery AND a health hazard. remember - if cornered without a firearm, use a blunt implement like this cricket bat. let's all be prepared.

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Ecard text: zombies have been spotted! this is a test of our zombie emergency messaging system. thank you for participating in this drill.

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Ecard text: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

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Ecard text: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

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Ecard text: it might be lots of fun, but all an uzi will do is piss the zombies off. remember, a chainsaw is your best friend

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Ecard text: it might be lots of fun, but all an uzi will do is piss the zombies off. remember, a chainsaw is your best friend

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Ecard text: In the event of a sudden zombie attack secure all windows and doors before fetching beloved family pets from outside. spot can outrun them, and zombies have no taste for canine flesh.

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Ecard text: In the event of a sudden zombie attack secure all windows and doors before fetching beloved family pets from outside. spot can outrun them, and zombies have no taste for canine flesh.

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