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Anniversaries Ecards

Did you ever happen to watch John Carpenter’s 1988 horror classic, THEY LIVE? it was interesting. You see, Roddy Piper’s character, John Nada, comes to LA to get a job, and somehow finds some sunglasses that lets him see the world in a completely different way. With the sunglasses on, he sees a world dominated by a wealthy clique that is controlled by aliens. It’s a good movie, and yes, I’m making an analogy here. Wrongcards are the sunglasses and Hallmark are the aliens. In fact, if you browse our free anniversary cards for long enough, they will change you. Not greatly, and perhaps not outwardly, or even noticably, but one day … one day you’ll realize you can’t go back to Hallmark. You can’t go browsing those kitsch, cutesy, tawdry excuses of fake sentiment anymore. You need something else. Something altogether … different. Look, I know you’re here looking for anniversary cards, but you know what’s better? Making popcorn and settling on the couch to watch THEY LIVE, a film which the great cultural theorist Slavoj Zizek described as ‘one of the forgotten masterpieces’. In closing, I’d like to say, enjoy the movie and good luck with your relationship.

Anniversaries Ecard with text: Let's celebrate our anniversary by thinking of each other when we're fapping.

celery

Anniversaries, right? People have them. Not me, so much, 'cause I believe that honesty is important in relationships. Wait, is that another thing Oprah was wrong about? Jesus Oprah! Anyway. It's beside the point. This card is pretty much NSFW. But I think most wrongcards are pretty much NSFW because, unlike most, I believe in good taste, decency and mental cleanliness. Happy Thursday...

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Anniversaries Ecard with text: I remembered it is our anniversary. I also did my chores so technically I deserve for you to unlock the plastic animals cabinet.

deserving rewards

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Anniversaries Ecard with text: happy anniversary. perhaps now is as good a time as ever to own up about my slightly irregular foot fetish.

slightly irregular

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Anniversaries Ecard with text: and i am sorry i suggested we celebrate with beer and strippers. you're right a romantic candlelight dinner in an expensive restaurant and talking about emotions is what i wanted to do also., , , ,

not beer and strippers

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Anniversaries Ecard with text: happy anniversary. And if today turns out not to be our anniversary, then maybe this can make up for some other time I forgot.

if today isnt

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Anniversaries Ecard with text: Our anniversary always reminds me just how lucky you are. ...Woah! It's a spider! Kill it! Kill it!

the reminder

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Anniversaries Ecard with text: our anniversary may be a day of deep personal regret for our families, but I'm having a blast!

profound regret

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Anniversaries Ecard with text: our anniversary is a triumph of my good fortune over your poor judgment. so really it's more about 'me' than 'us'. please remember that tonight

this is a triumph

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