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Flirting and Pick Up Lines | PAGE 2

Pick Up Lines. To be used as a flirtation device. They won't work, but it'll be fun to watch.


Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: If I wasnt interested in sleeping with you sometime, why would I send you a cool drawing of a duck? Aforementioned picture of duck.
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: I would like to get up close and impersonal with you because people say you like it that way and I just want to make you happy.
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: how much alcohol would I be required to buy you so I might clumsily paw at your body without you objecting much?
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: So the plan is we become sex addicts, then attempt to cure ourselves via immersion therapy. Unless you have a better plan for the weekend (not scientifically possible).
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: How amenable would you be to the idea that we rub our moistened genitals together in a thoroughly recreational/ non-procreative manner?
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: i am willing to help you make some delicious mistakes.
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: dont worry about my imaginary friend. it likes to watch
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about this card: it likes to watch | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card that people may not have seen yet. The thing I like about this particular card is that, if you sent it to someone, all their doubts about you would be laid to rest. That may or may not be a good thing but that's a separate issue, right? Happy Wednesday!
Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: good touch bad touch. wait - show me bad touch again?
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: custard is also a lubricant
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about this card: custard is a lubricant | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of my day abusing substances. So far I think the best substance to abuse has been chocolate pudding. But your mileage may vary.
Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: i wasn't this confused before I met you.
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: help! i think i've just worked out a new fetish
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: Isn't it time we talked about exchanging venereal diseases?
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