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Flirting Ecards

Flirting ecard with text: Honey, I wanna get crazy tonight and Im not going to lie: things are gonna get weird.'

things are gonna crazy

I actually don't know what this card means. I simply said it once to a co-worker and they got terrifically excited, and I happened to be wearing Micky Mouse ears at the time. The woman in HR explained to me that it might be construed as a flirtatious gesture, and I told her she was sick. I don't know why she keeps calling me down to talk to her. I think she think she has a crush on me.

Flirting ecard with text: i totally drew this for you. its a man on a horse and stuff. im all artistic and sensitive and mysterious. so uh would you sleep with me?

totally drew this

Sometimes I sleep over at a girl's house because I can't be bothered going home on the bus. Sometimes it's because I've been fighting with bus ticket inspectors. Why can't they just accept I'm never buying a ticket? Anyway, the problem with sleeping over at a girl's house is they get upset when you ask them to sleep on the couch. Girls - and ticket inspectors - have no real grasp of hospitality.

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