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Love Ecards

Anniversaries Flirting Valentines

Love Ecard with text: I enjoy touching you in a romantic sort of way. The secret chambers of my heart are haunted no longer by the delicious tactile squeak of inflatable farm animals. Nonetheless I think your effect on me has been positive overall.

romantic sort of way

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Flirting Ecard with text: good touch bad touch. wait - show me bad touch again?

good touch bad touch

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Flirting Ecard with text: custard is also a lubricant

custard is a lubricant

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of my day abusing substances. So far I think the best substance to abuse has been chocolate pudding. But your mileage may vary.

Flirting Ecard with text: i wasn't this confused before I met you.

i wasn't this confused

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Flirting Ecard with text: help! i think i've just worked out a new fetish

worked something out

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Love Ecard with text: you should feel seriously alarmed by how much we have in common.

you should feel alarmed

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Love Ecard with text: hi do you want to hold hands? wah i totally suck at romance :(

hold hands

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Love Ecard with text: what is this commitment thing, anyway?

commitment

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Flirting Ecard with text: Isn't it time we talked about exchanging venereal diseases?

venereal diseases

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Love Ecard with text: a feller has to do an awful lot of annoying stuff just to get some attention from the ladies.

annoying stuff

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