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Love Ecards

Flirting Ecard with text: you make me feel delightfully impure

delightfully impure

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Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: let's act like the webcam isn't switched on.

sure no webcam

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Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: darling, it'll only take thirty seconds, but at least one of us will be feeling much better.

only thirty seconds

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Flirting

Love Ecard with text: i love you strangely

i love you strangely

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Love

Flirting Ecard with text: i love you please dont beat me with a stick

dont beat me

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Flirting

Anniversaries Ecard with text: Our anniversary always reminds me just how lucky you are. ...Woah! It's a spider! Kill it! Kill it!

the reminder

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Anniversaries

Anniversaries Ecard with text: our anniversary may be a day of deep personal regret for our families, but I'm having a blast!

profound regret

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Anniversaries

Love Ecard with text: yeah yeah yeah emotions and feelings and whatever blah blah blah but when do we get to the shagging?

yeah yeah yeah

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Love

Flirting Ecard with text: tonight, it's just about you and me, and morris, my mildly bi-curious teddybear.

about you and me

This is one of the very first flirting cards we published. I feel that it is emotionally honest to let a person know just how awesome the night is going to be well in advance. It also gives them the chance to opt out in case they cannot handle high levels of pleasure.

Flirting

Anniversaries Ecard with text: our anniversary is a triumph of my good fortune over your poor judgment. so really it's more about 'me' than 'us'. please remember that tonight

this is a triumph

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Anniversaries