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Love Ecards

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Flirting Ecard with text: let's increase our mental health awareness by pretending we have Tourette's Syndrome. Whenever, say, we find ourselves having sex. together we can make this world a better place!

tourettes

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Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: i want to see more of you. could you stand closer to the window when you're naked?

stand closer

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Flirting

Love Ecard with text: i have found that people with parkinson's disease can be fantastically spontaneous in bed.

spontaneous in bed

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Love

Flirting Ecard with text: just remember, tonight's safe word is 'hmmffmmmff'

tonight's safe word

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Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: i'm afraid this ecard will require some imagination on your part, as well as some clever guess work about my intentions. but maybe you'll get lucky

requiring imagination

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Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: 'im in this emotionally vulnerable state right now and somebody could totally take advantage of me'

emotionally vulnerable

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Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: Honey, I wanna get crazy tonight and Im not going to lie: things are gonna get weird.'

things are gonna crazy

I actually don't know what this card means. I simply said it once to a co-worker and they got terrifically excited, and I happened to be wearing Micky Mouse ears at the time. The woman in HR explained to me that it might be construed as a flirtatious gesture, and I told her she was sick. I don't know why she keeps calling me down to talk to her. I think she think she has a crush on me.

Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: im still waiting to be sexually harrassed

still waiting

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Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: wanna come back to my place for coffee and rohypnol?

coffee and rohypnol

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Flirting

Flirting Ecard with text: i totally drew this for you. its a man on a horse and stuff. im all artistic and sensitive and mysterious. so uh would you sleep with me?

totally drew this

Sometimes I sleep over at a girl's house because I can't be bothered going home on the bus. Sometimes it's because I've been fighting with bus ticket inspectors. Why can't they just accept I'm never buying a ticket? Anyway, the problem with sleeping over at a girl's house is they get upset when you ask them to sleep on the couch. Girls - and ticket inspectors - have no real grasp of hospitality.

Flirting

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