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Valentine's Day Cards. For when you really, really hate Valentines Day.

Valentines Ecard with text: Happy Valentines Day. Because there is nothing weird about winged, naked babies holding weapons. — about this card: winged babies | I'm the sort of responsible guy you could take back to your parent's trailer without police needing to get involved but that's only cause my Nanna raised me proper. I remember us sharing a tin of cat food one night and her telling me how 'chicks dig a romantic'. So fellers - take note.

Valentines Ecard with text: I want to spend every moment of Valentines Day alone with you, showing you just how truly amazing and awesome I am at video games. — about this card: valentines day with you | Greetings from London! On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the day working as a cryptozoologist. I spent the day lurking in the shadows of Paddington Station, hoping to spot an upright walking bear believed to be from Darkest Peru. I'm not very good at cryptozoology.

Valentines Ecard with text: 'St Valentines Day can be one of only two things: rich fat-cat industrialists with warehouses full of Valentines Day stuff to fob off onto unsuspecting poor folk, or two: love. Can you decide which because I can't think about it without twitching.' — about this card: industrialist fat cats | I'd protest this holiday. And on the burning barricades I'd chant at police and hurl Molotovs. And then? I'd fall beneath the bejeweled jackboots of St. Valentines Day thugs, wielding their guilt trips and demanding their chocolate boxes and heart-shaped cards. So if anyone needs me I'll be at the florists. Muttering to myself.

Valentines Ecard with text: When I said 'it is a low-brow superficial holiday' what I really meant to say was 'Happy Valentines Day.' I hope we are still on for sex.

Valentines Ecard with text: 'Happy Valentines Day. I know you feel grateful right now. But I guess I dont really know just how grateful you feel... Note: proofs of gratitude can involve two or more of your better-looking friends and a jar of maple syrup.'

Valentines Ecard with text: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, baby. And I mean it. Most ineffectual valentines day ecard ever.

Valentines Ecard with text: happy valentines day. lets celebrate the uniqueness of our romance with some random ecard i found on the internet.

Valentines Ecard with text: And personally I have no problem with it being an 'exchanging consumer goods for sex kind of holiday.

Valentines Ecard with text: Be my Valentine and I might share some chocolates with you or something. Though I also might not. Chocolate is kind of nice.

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