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Home Ecards

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CheerUp ecard with text: I am glad that when things go wrong we can always RANT ON THE INTERNET and then feel much better about everything.

internet ranting

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Halloween ecard with text: If you dont decorate the front of your house with morbid, grisly plastic ornaments that were manufactured in China, then people think you're some kind of weirdo.

plastic morbidity

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WTF ecard with text: No matter how lonely you get you should never hang around teenage chat rooms trying to pick up lonely FBI agents.

dating lonely agents

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Anniversaries ecard with text: I remembered it is our anniversary. I also did my chores so technically I deserve for you to unlock the plastic animals cabinet.

deserving rewards

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Apology ecard with text: I am sorry I forget to fulfill my promises to you though in my defense I only break the really, really boring promises.

broken promises

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Birthday ecard with text: I hope a kind of pretentious hand-drawn card will excuse me from feigning an enthusiasm I do not feel. Its not personal, its just not my birthday and it sucks.

hand-drawn card

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Workplace ecard with text: Try not to regard it as 'pissing your life away in an office job' and see it more as a Devil's Bargain you made, trading adventure and excitement for the sake of security that you never regret, except between midnight and three am

devils bargain

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Flirting ecard with text: I would like to get up close and impersonal with you because people say you like it that way and I just want to make you happy.

close and impersonal

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Apology ecard with text: i am sorry that so much of what you say sounds like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

blah blah

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Dark Humor ecard with text: live in the moment. because, based on what we have already learned from technology, none of us can say with complete confidence that we won't be raped by our android butlers whenever we forget to download their latest service packs..

future technology

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