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Love Ecard with text: then you advance on me through a blood red mist wielding a spear. I know this fantasy is fraught with peril but I figure that at this point in our relationship you owe me some stuff like this.

fraught with peril

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Love

WTF Ecard with text: Librarians pretend to freak out when you cut interesting pages out of their books but secretly they are happy that you love books.

librarians pretend

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: Remember: a capacity for critical thought may diminish your ability to experience actual job satisfaction. You might want to try reality television. Or eating glue.

actual job satisfaction

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Workplace

Congratulations Ecard with text: congratulations. i'm really happy for you and also curious to know how sexually generous this all makes you feel.

sexually generous

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Congratulations

Birthday Ecard with text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY I foretell a strange year filled with eerie people. Sheep might appear mysteriously then disappear. A close friend may need to borrow money for fairly solid reasons.

augury

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Birthday

Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that you only seem to want to communicate when i'm busy killing Nazis.

busy killing nazis

Tradition dictates that I post an older card on Wednesdays, and today's card explores the same theme as yesterday's - that is: miscommunication. BTW, I've given a lot of thought to the topic of miscommunication and have decided I'm in favor of it overall. It also keeps me in business.

Apology

Flirting Ecard with text: how much alcohol would I be required to buy you so I might clumsily paw at your body without you objecting much?

how much alcohol

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Flirting

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry that unattended forklifts have invisible sign with the words: steal me written on them that only I can see.

unattended forklifts

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Apology

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. Celebrating another year of your successful avoidance of long-term incarceration.

celebrating avoidance

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Birthday

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I sometimes monologue but it really only happens when I think you have nothing of interest to say.

sometimes monologue

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Apology

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