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WTF Ecard with text: Clowns.. if a few go missing now and then, who is going to notice?

a few go missing

It's re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to publish an older card and take the rest of the day off, ideally to do something frivolous. It's an important tradition to me because Wrongcards is a work of great seriousness and without a little bit of irresponsibility I'd probably go mad.

WTF

Flirting Ecard with text: How amenable would you be to the idea that we rub our moistened genitals together in a thoroughly recreational/ non-procreative manner?

how amenable are you

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Flirting

Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy father's day from one of your more legitimate children

legitimate fathers day

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Father's Day

Birthday Ecard with text: It's your birthday. Yay! Will this do?

will this do?

This month, Librans have their birthdays - or Libras or whatever. You know, every now and then I write to astronomy departments at major universities and ask them if they have any professorial positions open for Librans, because 'they would obviously know that Librans have a natural advantage when it comes to comprehending the movements of Celestial Bodies. No idea idea why I do this. I'm a Leo.

Birthday

Sympathy Ecard with text: i am sorry you are bereaved but at least you have been rewarded with a small trophy

small trophy

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Sympathy

Father's Day Ecard with text: happy father's day and thank you for making sure that half of my genetic material did not wind up trapped in a bubble of latex.

trapped in a bubble

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Father's Day

Flirting Ecard with text: i am willing to help you make some delicious mistakes.

delicious mistakes

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Flirting

Father's Day Ecard with text: I would have forked out real money for a real Fathers Day card, but it turns out that God is my real father.

not my real father

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Father's Day

Father's Day Ecard with text: dear dad, thank you for taking the time to knock-up my mother. you sure earned this father's day card. your child.

taking the time

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Father's Day

Sympathy Ecard with text: Sorry to hear about your tragic loss but just remember that life goes on. (For some of us.)

life goes on

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Sympathy