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Workplace Ecard with text: Its Friday, and this week I learned the Human Resources frowns upon self-abuse in the copier room. With each passing week my office kung fu grows more powerful!

HR frowns upon stuff

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Workplace

Workplace Ecard with text: If you were paying attention you would have realized by now that you were promised a pony, but you never received this pony, and that this constitutes a massive betrayal in your life. And the only way to diminish this dull yet irrevocable pain in your heart is to stab random friends and co-workers with pens. Stop by later, I have some pens I'm prepared to sell you.

irrevocable pain

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Workplace

CheerUp Ecard with text: cheer up! you still have - i still have my health.

i still have my health

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CheerUp

Weddings Ecard with text: I hope you dont want a traditional wedding because I cant afford to donate any oxen or goats.

traditional wedding

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Weddings

Weddings Ecard with text: 43% of marriages end in divorce. The rest end in death. But good luck with this project.

forty three percent

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Weddings

Workplace Ecard with text: Another busy week spent undermining the strategic interests of the company via acts of corporate sabotage and subversion. Dude we totally deserve to get drunk.

sabotage is thirsty work

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Workplace

Inspirational Ecard with text: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.

stealing helicopters

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day working as a volunteer at a telemarketing company. I'm surreptitiously turning the place into a preemptive suicide hot-line. Everyone I call is pretty confused, of course, but I guess I just believe in changing institutions from within.

Inspirational

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I dramatically misinterpreted your suggestion that we bury the hatchet.

to bury the hatchet

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Apology

Congratulations Ecard with text: congratulations for exceeding our expectations. which admittedly were pretty modest.

exceeding expectations

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Congratulations

Thinking of You Ecard with text: You should just forgive me for my personality problems just like I have to forgive you for your lack of fashion sense.

reasons to forgive

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Thinking of You

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