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Flirting Ecard with text: dont worry about my imaginary friend. it likes to watch

it likes to watch

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card that people may not have seen yet. The thing I like about this particular card is that, if you sent it to someone, all their doubts about you would be laid to rest. That may or may not be a good thing but that's a separate issue, right? Happy Wednesday!

Flirting

Inspirational Ecard with text: I believe strongly in the power of positive thinking as an effective strategy for societal change.I just think that arson also works and is both efficient and incontrovertible.

positive thinking

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Inspirational

Workplace Ecard with text: Stop wasting time on the internet.

stop

I like to spend my time volunteering with organizations that promote Suffrage for Goats. It might surprise people. Some think me too frivolous to be politically engaged. THEY KNOW NOTHING.

Workplace

WTF Ecard with text: when i was a kid, captain planet used to come over to my house and teach me about recycling ordinary house hold items that most people discard after just one use. captain planet usually spelt of whiskey.

recycling

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WTF

Missing You Ecard with text: I miss you.And now Ive brutally stabbed even my closest imaginary friends in a fit of pique Im feeling REALLY alone. This blood is also imaginary. Don't even worry about it.

getting stabby

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Missing You

Dark Humor Ecard with text: Without faith God is nothing. Though this signifies an unwholesome dependence on 'external validation 'to fortify his own self-worth and in my opinion he really should have appeared on Dr Phil before now.

god and dr phil

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Dark Humor

Workplace Ecard with text: I have found that a limitless source of job satisfaction can be reached through the systematic terrorization of middle-managers .

job satisfaction

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Workplace

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: When we are eating our Easter Eggs this year we should remember to give thanks to Judas for making the holiday possible.

unthanked benefactor

This week's Re-hash Wednesday card is, predictably, an Easter card. And for the record: You Probably Shouldn't Send It to Anyone. You see what I did there? I urged you to live responsibly. Good. My work here is done.

Easter Greetings

Easter Greetings Ecard with text: If I ever survived a crucifixion, the last thing I'd want to think about or see again is a crucifix. But I'm sure Jesus doesn't think the whole Easter festival is tactless.

easter isn't tactless

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Easter Greetings

Passover Ecard with text: i hope that Jesus doesn't show up and ruin your passover...

hoping it goes okay

It's re-hash Wednesday and .. I'm not sure what the Passover is, except that it might be how my Jewish friends celebrate Easter. Moses probably played a part, though, or the Apostles (if Moses wasn't an Apostle). Never said I was good at religion but you can't expect a man to be good at everything.

Passover

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