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Flirting ecard with text: dont worry about my imaginary friend. it likes to watch

it likes to watch

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card that people may not have seen yet. The thing I like about this particular card is that, if you sent it to someone, all their doubts about you would be laid to rest. That may or may not be a good thing but that's a separate issue, right? Happy Wednesday!

Workplace ecard with text: Stop wasting time on the internet.

stop

I like to spend my time volunteering with organizations that promote Suffrage for Goats. It might surprise people. Some think me too frivolous to be politically engaged. THEY KNOW NOTHING.

Easter Greetings ecard with text: When we are eating our Easter Eggs this year we should remember to give thanks to Judas for making the holiday possible.

unthanked benefactor

This week's Re-hash Wednesday card is, predictably, an Easter card. And for the record: You Probably Shouldn't Send It to Anyone. You see what I did there? I urged you to live responsibly. Good. My work here is done.

Passover ecard with text: i hope that Jesus doesn't show up and ruin your passover...

hoping it goes okay

It's re-hash Wednesday and .. I'm not sure what the Passover is, except that it might be how my Jewish friends celebrate Easter. Moses probably played a part, though, or the Apostles (if Moses wasn't an Apostle). Never said I was good at religion but you can't expect a man to be good at everything.