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Easter Greetings Ecard with text: Happy Easter from somebody who feels like the whole holiday is an elaborate prank perpetrated by chocolate vendors.

chocolate vendors

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Easter Greetings

Thinking of You Ecard with text: im just saying that sexual intercourse would probably fix whatever it is that is wrong with you.

i am only trying to help

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Thinking of You

Thank You Ecard with text: Thank you for tacitly accepting me for who I am without calling the authorities.

accepting me

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Thank You

Missing You Ecard with text: I miss you and it makes me feel terribly terribly vulnerable So I carry a chainsaw around with me and feel a lot better about things overall.

feeling terribly sad

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Missing You

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Help i'm trapped on a crazy planet and the monkeys are in charge.

crazy planet

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Thinking of You

Baby Ecard with text: It is so cute and endearing that your reaction to the certitude of an impending ecological disaster that includes famine,civil-unrest, and irreversible mass extinctions right across our entire food chain as a consequence of human overpopulation, is to hav

five babies

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Baby

Reminders Ecard with text: Friends don't let friends use the word bromance. In fact, friends 'stab' friends who use the word 'bromance'.

bromance

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Reminders

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am trying to decide if you are with me or against me.

i am trying to decide

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Thinking of You

Get Well Ecard with text: why are you sick? i am lonely. you're not going to die are you?

you're not going to die

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Get Well