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Anniversaries Ecard with text: happy anniversary. perhaps now is as good a time as ever to own up about my slightly irregular foot fetish.

slightly irregular

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Zombie Ecard with text: When the zombies attack, many of your closest friends and relatives are going to die in a ferocious storm of mindless violence and blood.

loot tobacconists first

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Love Ecard with text: Nothing quite brings out the pathological liar in me like your compulsive need to be complimented. That is what makes this a healthy relationship.

healthy relationship

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Valentines Ecard with text: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, baby. And I mean it. Most ineffectual valentines day ecard ever.

ineffectual

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Apology Ecard with text: i'm sorry ... When I hurt you, it's just like hurting me. Only less so.

hurting you is like

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Apology Ecard with text: i'm sorry you got angry at me because it was your period.

sorry you got angry

This card is mostly for the Gentlemen followers of Wrongcards. Note: Wrongcards will not be held liable for any injury sustained from sending this card.

Anniversaries Ecard with text: and i am sorry i suggested we celebrate with beer and strippers. you're right a romantic candlelight dinner in an expensive restaurant and talking about emotions is what i wanted to do also., , , ,

not beer and strippers

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Birthday Ecard with text: happy birthday and may my premonition that you will be devoured by a giant flesh eating spider not come true this year

my premonition

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Get Well Ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are unwell and hope it is not rabies.

sorry you are unwell

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Get Well Ecard with text: I just want to reassure you that the only thing you should really be worrying about right now is the onset of neurosis.

feel good okay

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