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Home Ecards

Celebration Concerned Dark Humor Family Holiday Jewish Just Because Love

Thank You Ecard with text: I think its because you tend to suffer weird, debilitating paroxysms of guilt, doubt & anxiety. You make me feel so damned well-adjusted and secure! WOOT!

you make me feel awesome

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Valentines Ecard with text: happy valentines day. lets celebrate the uniqueness of our romance with some random ecard i found on the internet.

celebrating uniqueness

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Valentines Ecard with text: And personally I have no problem with it being an 'exchanging consumer goods for sex kind of holiday.

consumer goods

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Valentines Ecard with text: Be my Valentine and I might share some chocolates with you or something. Though I also might not. Chocolate is kind of nice.

i might share chocolate

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Anniversaries Ecard with text: happy anniversary. And if today turns out not to be our anniversary, then maybe this can make up for some other time I forgot.

if today isnt

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WTF Ecard with text: Nietzsche was wrong: if you gaze long enough into the the abyss, Barney the Dinosaur gazes back into you, which is of course much, much worse.

gaze into the abyss

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New Year's Ecard with text: the ideal New Years Resolution should include the mention of a dead clown, a chain-saw, a stolen golf buggy, half a pound of peyote and a determination to improve oneself.

an ideal resolution

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Apology Ecard with text: Sorry if I inadvertently make you question your own sexuality.

sorry if i inadvertently

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Christmas Ecard with text: you know they say liberals and atheists undermine Christmas.

undermines christmas

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WTF Ecard with text: My doctor says I am a triumph of modern psychiatric medicine! If he keeps being nice to me I may have to let him out of my basement.

psychiatric medicine

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