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Home Ecards

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Get Well ecard with text: 'Get well soon! There is a 33% chance that you are host to toxoplasmic brain parasites, which can kill you when your immune system is weakened. Like now-ish. So: feel better...'

brain parasites

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Thank You ecard with text: thanks. so this is what gratitude feels like. huh.

so this is gratitude

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Flirting ecard with text: help! i think i've just worked out a new fetish

worked something out

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Zombie ecard with text: When you stop to look at a map, remember to look over your shoulder.

look over your shoulder

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Love ecard with text: you should feel seriously alarmed by how much we have in common.

you should feel alarmed

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Love ecard with text: hi do you want to hold hands? wah i totally suck at romance :(

hold hands

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Baby ecard with text: genetically speaking, i think youre taking hell of a risk having children.

genetically speaking

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Inspirational ecard with text: kids, kill a clown. its waaaay more awesome than drugs.

its never too late

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Birthday ecard with text: some people are more figurative than literal when they say they put love into a birthday cake. not me.

figurative or literal

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Birthday ecard with text: 'PLEASE NOTE: this ecard barely meets the minimum recommended allowance for sentiment in a birthday card.'

barely meets standards

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