Skip to main content

Keyboard Shortcuts

  • Press 'Escape' to close menus
  • Use arrow keys to navigate menus
  • Press 'Enter' to select menu items
page 59

Home Ecards

Birthday Ecard with text: happy birthday mofo

happy birthday mofo

...

Birthday

Thank You Ecard with text: Thanks - but i'm still not sleeping with you.

still not happening

...

Thank You

WTF Ecard with text: Dude we really should have read the descriptions when choosing our deity.

dude

...

WTF

Thinking of You Ecard with text: i like you even more than toast

more than toast

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the evening hiding in the shrubbery of a nearby park dressed in a swamp-monster costume. I am how urban legends are born.

Thinking of You

Missing You Ecard with text: I miss you and you should come home soon because i am really freaking myself out here.

freaking myself out

...

Missing You

Missing You Ecard with text: i miss you and i hate that you can't be here. who can i kill to make this pain go away?

who can i kill

...

Missing You

Love Ecard with text: a feller has to do an awful lot of annoying stuff just to get some attention from the ladies.

annoying stuff

...

Love

Birthday Ecard with text: happy belated birthday, if your life was as interesting as mine, you'd forget people's birthdays as well.

happy belated birthday

...

Birthday

Missing You Ecard with text: Life has been much less weird without you here

less weird

...

Missing You

Missing You Ecard with text: i miss you. and killing clowns with a golf club isn't as fun without you as my caddy.

clown-killing

...

Missing You