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Free Funny Ecards for Every Wrong Occasion

See also Celebration Concerned Dark Humor Family Holiday Jewish Just Because Love

Workplace ecard with text: this place is going to burn to the ground one night when i just happen to have an airtight alibi.

this place is gonna burn

Flirting ecard with text: i love you please dont beat me with a stick

dont beat me

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Thinking of You ecard with text: i'm over here trying to care, baby

trying to care

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Zombie ecard with text: never kill zombies with an axe! zombie gore is slippery AND a health hazard. remember - if cornered without a firearm, use a blunt implement like this cricket bat. let's all be prepared.

zombies and axes

WTF ecard with text: now it's a frothy discharge. is that wrong?

frothy discharge

Workplace ecard with text: The money we save by sending free ecards instead of expensive gifts may then be completely wasted on alcohol. they'll say we're cheap, but no one ever appreciates the rich subtleties of genius.

the money we save

Anniversaries ecard with text: Our anniversary always reminds me just how lucky you are. ...Woah! It's a spider! Kill it! Kill it!

the reminder

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Thinking of You ecard with text: it's not that i don't want to hang out with you, i'd just prefer to hang out with my dog

hanging out with dogs

WTF ecard with text: This lizard ate all my weed, turned blue and started talking about Jesus. Best night of my life. Ever.

lizard ate my weed

Inspirational ecard with text: nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas

goddamned ninjas

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