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Home Ecards

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Reminders ecard with text: a quick reminder - one day we all have to die! Hold it in your mind for a moment. Now back to the fun!

a quick reminder ...

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Birthday ecard with text: Happy Birthday, and a half finished to-do list including - remember birthday, buy milk, token gesture ecard, sharpen axe, practice looking innocent.

a birthday remembered

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Congratulations ecard with text: A congratulations on your success. yes, you are making the rest of us look inadequate. And yes, you should fear reprisals.

fear reprisals

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Birthday ecard with text: i know that you hate birthdays, but it's not like you have many left. and a smiley face in the picture.

hate birthdays

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Get Well ecard with text: i hope you get well soon. funerals depress the hell out of me.

i hope you get well

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Baby ecard with text: don't misunderstand me, I think babies are cute! It's children, adolescents and adults who are the monsters.

babies are cute

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Apology ecard with text: im sorry i harshed your mellow

harshed your mellow

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Thinking of You ecard with text: when the revolution comes, i will ask them not to hang you from a lamp post. soviet soldiers are in the foreground.

revolution comes

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Baby ecard with text: we're having a baby! Ha! No, not really. But that really messed with your head for a second, didn't it?

we're having a baby!

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Mother's Day ecard with text: these pretty flowers had their stalks snapped just as they budded so people could feel good about themselves. It seems pretty morbid and deranged to me, but old women like this stuff so here you are, Happy Mothers Day Blah Blah.

these pretty flowers

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