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Home Ecards

Zombie Ecard with text: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

dont reason with zombies

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Zombie

Mother's Day Ecard with text: mother, there is so much i want to tell you. like - if you don't stop putting my future inheritance into slot machines I think I'm going to have a major heart attack.

so much to tell you

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Mother's Day

Dark Humor Ecard with text: my investigations have concluded that barbie doesn't work for al qaeda

investigations confirmed

On Wednesdays I post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day working as a volunteer on a street corner, raising awareness about how annoying people can be when they stand on the street corners raising awareness about things. Happy Wednesday!

Dark Humor

Mother's Day Ecard with text: mother, my frickin' psychiatrist wants to send you a commission

my frickin psychiatrist

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Mother's Day

Mother's Day Ecard with text: mother, i told you to stay in the basement

stay in the basement

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Mother's Day

Flirting Ecard with text: tonight, it's just about you and me, and morris, my mildly bi-curious teddybear.

about you and me

This is one of the very first flirting cards we published. I feel that it is emotionally honest to let a person know just how awesome the night is going to be well in advance. It also gives them the chance to opt out in case they cannot handle high levels of pleasure.

Flirting

WTF Ecard with text: there is nothing wrong with having imaginary friends. Mine just happens to be a predator who hunts aliens and collects human spines as a hobby. this is mickey - isn't he rad?

imaginary friends

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: congratulations - we've been sober for one entire day

sober for one day

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Workplace

Baby Ecard with text: i support you reproducing, i'm just saying it's never too late to back out, with picture of coat hanger

support you reproducing

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Baby

Dark Humor Ecard with text: nobody likes the political well informed. try and fit in by talking about paris hilton and nicole richie. you are not allowed to be remarkable.

not allowed

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Dark Humor