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Flirting ecard with text: i want to see more of you. could you stand closer to the window when you're naked?

stand closer

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Love ecard with text: i have found that people with parkinson's disease can be fantastically spontaneous in bed.

spontaneous in bed

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Zombie ecard with text: In the event of a sudden zombie attack secure all windows and doors before fetching beloved family pets from outside. spot can outrun them, and zombies have no taste for canine flesh.

dogs outrun zombies

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WTF ecard with text: my psychiatrist says he hates it when i show up in his bedroom at 3am wearing nothing but over mitts. but deep down, i know he's really into it.

my psychiatrist hates it

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Flirting ecard with text: just remember, tonight's safe word is 'hmmffmmmff'

tonight's safe word

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Zombie ecard with text: You may be tempted to fortify yourself in a shopping mall. zombies know this trick! remember, and plan your contingencies with creativity.

zombies and malls

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Flirting ecard with text: i'm afraid this ecard will require some imagination on your part, as well as some clever guess work about my intentions. but maybe you'll get lucky

requiring imagination

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Workplace ecard with text: this whole situation of having to be mature is getting to be pretty freaking boring. so let's get mashed

this whole situation

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Zombie ecard with text: given half a chance, a zombie will eat you and anyone you care about.don't try and be a hero and you might live.

zombies will eat you

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Zombie ecard with text: when zombies attack, remember to save one shell for yourself. your friends and loved ones will thank you!

save one shell

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