Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Ecards for people with obsessive compulsive disorder - a switch flipped on in my head - fourteen times, off and on, just to be sure - and there it was: why hadn’t we created these yet? Of course, at first I wasn’t sure this was a good idea. Why risk offending a group of people who are really well organized? Still, at least the letters of complaint would be neatly written. On the other hand I’d have to open five identical envelopes per complaint. Finally it struck me. People with OCD aren’t gonna mess with me. They’ll might come over and tidy up around me a bit, but they’d never mess with me.

Note: there are three spelling errors in the above paragraph: can you find them all?

Ecard text: Black Mold. It often lives undetected in houses. According to a 1999 study at the Mayo Clinc, Black MOld is the cause of nearly all chronic sinus infection. It can cause headaches, depression, hair loss, nosebleeds, and death. So faor the love of God, clean the damned house before you kill us all!
Ecard text: No text, just a field of black boxes and one that is irritatingly tilted.
Ecard text: If people flush the toilet without closing the lid then aerated particles of fecal matter churn into the air and settle on your towel, in your lungs, your toothbrush and every surface in the room. Welcome to the harsh reality of obsessive compulsive disor