A Free, Funny Book for Christmas!
People. What’s up? I recently published a funny novel called The Harvard Skull Fiasco.
This offer lasts only until I get bored of running it. So, get my comedy novel, The Harvard Skull Fiasco FOR FREE RIGHT NOW, before I change my mind! Which could happen at any time!
Now, here’s my Christmas message:
People, Christmas is under attack! Not from atheists, or members of a rival political faction — but from gigantic media corporations profiteering from the promulgation of fear and paranoia! That’s right! Large corporations are spreading socially-devisive messages, spamming us with false polemics, just so we’ll pay attention to them! They need advertising revenue! They’re desperate! They want their luxury yachts, but they don’t come cheap!
So it’s time that we fight back! Let’s turn off our televisions! Install ad-bockers! Spend time with family!
Wait … I hear them coming for me … If you’re reading this, don’t forget to get my (temporarily) free book.
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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