Buy a box of Wrong Postcards.

Our box of Wrong Postcards contains 20 sweetly honest, unique and utterly irresponsible postcards. Owning a box of our postcards is guaranteed not to improve your social standing.

However, for a limited time each box comes with a complimentary duck*.

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Included cards

Ecard text: Now that we have done everything else, the next thing I would like for us to try is foreplay.
Ecard text: I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater.
Ecard text: Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are.
Ecard text: This year you have not been mauled to death by pissed off Grizzly Bears. Clearly whatever you are doing to keep Grizzly Bears at Bay is working.
Ecard text: Sometimes I see thing in the corner of my eye that I don't feel all that comfortable talking about yet.
Ecard text: I cannot attend that thing you are organizing due to my tendency to say true and reasonable things that make some people panic.
Ecard text: Genghis Khan killed his own brother when he was thirteen.  And he went on to greatness.  This is not a threat, just an observation based on a factual instance from history.
Ecard text: I have been looking into it and apparently being evil pays pretty well and is probably more rewarding than what I'm doing now.
Ecard text: difficult for a purpose
Ecard text: I am sorry I have not been more supportive of you lately. I have just been very busy being interesting.
Ecard text: I am sorry I often preface meaningless and insincere apologies with the words 'I'm sorry'.
Ecard text: Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.
Ecard text: I am sorry your child is crap at drawing. SEE? the perspective is all off ...
Ecard text: Librarians pretend to freak out when you cut interesting pages out of their books but secretly they are happy that you love books.
Ecard text: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.
Ecard text: I am trying to decide if you are with me or against me.
Ecard text: i'm sorry you got angry at me because it was your period.
Ecard text: custard is also a lubricant
Ecard text: i like you even more than toast
Ecard text: the more stoned i get, the more awesome ducks become


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We look forward to your letters.