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September 6, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel
Thank You Ecard with text: Thank you for accidentally teaching me the usefulness of ignoring advice.
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usefulness | The question of where one stands on the topic of Family largely depends on how much advice they've given you. I've been subjected to special quantities of well-intentioned advice that I've never followed. This is, incidentally, why I'm not an oyster farmer.

old fashioned advice

October 27, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel
Baby Ecard with text: Placenta should never go to waste.
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old fashioned advice | I can't help it - people I know keep having babies. It's been my experience that new parents get really nervy and upset if you say stuff like 'You know, toddlers are awesome when they're high!' Just in case you were going to say something like this.