disregard bison

Workplace Ecard with text: If you see a bison on your way home today, disregard it. Do not attract the attention of the bison under any circumstances. — **about this card:**
*disregard bison* | A new workplace card is long overdue. When I sat down to create one today my mind turned naturally and predictably to the large, even-toed ungulates within the subfamily Bovinae, or bison. Please don't attempt to connect the dots - the association makes vivid sense provided it is not subjected to careful analysis.

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And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.