Tagged as #bison.


disregard bison

A new workplace card is long overdue. When I sat down to create one today my mind turned naturally and predictably to the large, even-toed ungulates within the subfamily Bovinae, or bison. Please don't attempt to connect the dots - the association makes vivid sense provided it is not subjected to careful analysis.
Ecard text: If you see a bison on your way home today, disregard it. Do not attract the attention of the bison under any circumstances.