feeling terribly sad

Missing You Cards Ecard with text: I miss you and it makes me feel terribly terribly vulnerable So I carry a chainsaw around with me and feel a lot better about things overall.

lots of fun, but

Zombie Ecard with text: it might be lots of fun but all an uzi will do is piss the zombies off. remember a chainsaw is your best friend

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In which I accidentally create a religion.

I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.