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chicken problems

April 11, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Reminder Ecard with text: There are people who do not worry that they will one day be hunted by a giant chicken. They are called fools.
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chicken problems | Often my American co-workers ask me: 'who stole my keyboard?' And I just say to them: 'Why are you asking me? Is it Pick On The Australian Day? Ever heard of Cultural Sensitivity? Just because I'm a minority, descended from convicts, that automatically makes me a keyboard thief right?' After that, they apologize. And I give them back their keyboard.

phalanx

March 18, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel
TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and we have not been devoured by a phalanx of Komodo Dragons.
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phalanx | The week is winding down and you survived. Yes, you survived the strange and the unexpected. And, celebrating this triumph, today's wrongcard reminds us all to remain ever vigilant. Remember, if you stay paranoid, you'll stay alive. For a while anyway. Happy Friday to you all!