hatchets

WTF Ecard with text: Never annoy a dozen 4-year-olds who are armed with hatchets. Because they could probably take you down. — **about this card:**
*hatchets* | I know that Christmas has traditionally been about department stores making money but I've always hoped it might one day become a holiday for children. For some reason people assume I'm cynical but I've always liked children: they're funny, and they remind me of how each of us used to be - truthful, spontaneous, amoral and interesting. No child has ever once bored me with talk of mortgages or promotions. So our first Christmas wrongcard is for the children.

sibling rivalry

Family Ecard with text: The most effective way to deal with any manifestation of sibling rivalry among small children is to issue them with light sabers. — **about this card:**
*sibling rivalry* | Like most people I had parents. They ran a complex experiment on me called 'raising a child without reading a book or consulting anybody who has done it before'. But they must have done something right because God says he prefers me to just about everybody else in the world. In fact I could become a prophet but I suffer from a phobia of beards. Today's card is about families.

prepare your children

Dark Humor Ecard with text: prepare your children for their real economic future. teach them how to pick pockets.

babies are cute

Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: don't misunderstand me, I think babies are cute! It's children, adolescents and adults who are the monsters.

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.