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easter psa

I’m in San Francisco writing a script for a Canadian TV adaption of Breaking Bad. The story is set in Alberta. The lead character gets cancer, receives free government healthcare, makes a full recovery and lots of nice friends. I really tried to put a rabbit into the story but it kept touching balloon animals inappropriately. Rabbits. They're so wrong.,
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  • animals
  • rabbits
  • faeces
  • chocolate
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raptors

Some say that Valentines Day is a commercialized confidence trick played on lovers, a cloying manufactured holiday, a manipulative marketing mechanism. But me? I only worry about two things. One, that if you don't buy someone chocolate right now, your entire relationship will crumble to pieces. And two, that raptors may not be as extinct as "the authorities" claim.
  • chocolate
  • dinosaurs
  • dinosaur
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easter lesson

I've been meaning to become religious for a while now. I think I'd be really good at it. Everyone would be DAMN he's good at being religious, and I'd be like I KNOW RIGHT. I'd be better at being religious than Jesus, who, let's face it, kept a back-up career just in case (carpentry). My favorite quote by Jesus? "Live by the carpentry, die by the carpentry." See? Good at being religious.
  • murder
  • murdered
  • jesus
  • chocolate
  • betrayal
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st patricks day help

  • ireland
  • ira
  • chocolate
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unthanked benefactor

This week's Re-hash Wednesday card is, predictably, an Easter card. And for the record: You Probably Shouldn't Send It to Anyone. You see what I did there? I urged you to live responsibly. Good. My work here is done.
  • chocolate
  • jesus
  • christianity
  • betrayal
  • judas
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chocolate vendors

  • consumerism
  • prank
  • chocolate
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i might share chocolate

  • chocolate
  • relationship
  • chocolates
  • sharing

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