pencil shaving

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I like to think that people would appreciate us much more if they smoked cigarettes made from pencil shavings.

needing cigarette

Thinking of You Ecard with text: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.