Tagged as #cigarettes.


monopoly

I was listening to some poor, hapless parent talking about how hard it was to get their kid to enter the civilized world and, before I knew it, the words of today's wrongcard fell off my tongue. If I ever become a parent I want to do it the old-fashioned way: accidentally. I look forward to it, I suppose; it just seems so romantic to flee a country and live under a false identity.
Ecard text: One way to ensure that your children will do all their chores and homework is to carefully monopolize the household's supply of cigarettes.

pencil shaving

Ecard text: I like to think that people would appreciate us much more if they smoked cigarettes made from pencil shavings.

needing cigarette

Ecard text: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.

loot tobacconists first

Ecard text: When the zombies attack, many of your closest friends and relatives are going to die in a ferocious storm of mindless violence and blood.

broken pencils

Ecard text: I don't smoke broken pencils anymore and i don't... i'm sorry, i've forgotten what i was going to say