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when they came for the clowns

December 9, 2017 · Kris St.Gabriel
CheerUp Ecard with text: When they came for the clowns, I did not speak out - because I felt pretty good about it really. And in conclusion I would like to add WOOHOO! (Picture of a clown being dragged away).
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about this card:
when they came for the clowns | My feelings about clowns are finally entering the mainstream; Stephen King just put out a documentary called 'IT', which has been very well received, and my Monday evening 'Clown Awareness' circle has grown to more than seven members (if counting my own dissociated personalities is permitted). So I feel good. And you could feel good too, because you know what else? I'M BACK.

best thing

July 24, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel
Thinking of You Ecard with text: You are the best thing that ever happened to me except for that one time when I found half a clown under a bridge. That was a great day!
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about this card:
best thing | People often say to me 'hey, be careful or you'll set fire to that couch!' Another thing they say is, 'you're a good guy, Che, and a pillar of this community.' And I'm thankful too, which is something you should always feel or at least pretend to feel. This morning I made this card as a way of saying Thank You to people. Don't thank me - well, no, you should absolutely thank me. That's the point, right?

positive things

July 23, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Inspirational Ecard with text: You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown.
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about this card:
positive things | I don't remember drawing a picture of a severed clown head on a spear. But I must have, because here it is. Published in 2013 as an inspirational card. And I have absolutely no recollection of doing it, either. Anyway, yet another reason I won't do therapy. Because I'd have to talk about this sort of thing.

shadowy truth

May 6, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. Trust me, somewhere out there, alone and afraid in the woods, a clown is suffering.
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shadowy truth | People sometimes feel bad about things and I blame the media, and also spider monkeys. Everybody puts such an emphasis on bad things happening everywhere but a lot of good things happen that don't get reported on. Each year thousands of circus clowns go missing. If you happen to have information about clown disappearances near you, remember: discretion is everything.

clowns and logic

December 12, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Reminder Ecard with text: You cannot kill a clown with logic. But you can kill it with a hammer.
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clowns and logic | What is Christmas about, anyway? For me it's about inspiring others to be better. As an inspirational figure I want to remind you all that there are people in the world who, for reasons of ethnicity, don't celebrate Christmas. You should reach out to them and make them feel bad about that, so maybe next year they WILL celebrate Christmas, and maybe buy us both presents. Man that'd be cool.

revenge

November 7, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Reminder Ecard with text: Before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves in case you happen to meet a clown out there.
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revenge | I just spent 20 minutes looking for my keys - they get moved around by my enemies - and suddenly realized what an awful day Karl Rove must be having. He dropped millions trying to buy his friend a job but it didn't pan out due to an unanticipated technical error (they counted the votes). Then I found my keys. Woot! They were in a boot. I guess Obama and I are both having a good day.

illegal

February 2, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: tragically, this shot would be illegal in most parts of the world. Lobby governments to overturn laws that protect clowns.
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about this card:
illegal | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day serving my community. Now, you can't really save the world on your own, but what you CAN do is pick one issue or cause and focus on that. Me? I work to raise awareness of clowns. I'm just trying to make a difference.

darts and clowns

November 9, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: If life has taught me anything it is that the best time to throw darts at a clown is when he is juggling.
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about this card:
darts and clowns | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day using inexplicable similes. This is, of course, the only routine I have but it still gnaws at my mind like a rabid woodchuck. That aside, can we all agree that there is something horribly wrong with clowns?

a few go missing

June 24, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: Clowns.. if a few go missing now and then, who is going to notice?
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about this card:
a few go missing | It's re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to publish an older card and take the rest of the day off, ideally to do something frivolous. It's an important tradition to me because Wrongcards is a work of great seriousness and without a little bit of irresponsibility I'd probably go mad.