Tagged as #condom.


suspecting swine flu

"Oh I heard you have swine flu." "No, I did have a headache but -" "Yeah, sounds like Swine Flu. Stay away from me, man." "It's not --" "Hey back off! I don't need to die right now."
Ecard text: I suspect you have caught the Swine Flu and it's your fault because I warned you to wear a condom and you didn't listen.

trapped in a bubble

Ecard text: happy father's day and thank you for making sure that half of my genetic material did not wind up trapped in a bubble of latex.

recycling

Ecard text: when i was a kid, captain planet used to come over to my house and teach me about recycling ordinary house hold items that most people discard after just one use. captain planet usually spelt of whiskey.