simulating

Reminders Ecard with text: It may not be ethical, but simulating serious psychological problems can result in free accommodation and drugs. — **about this card:**
*simulating* | I had a responsibility once. Most harrowing four minutes of my life. When the old lady came back and thanked me for minding her groceries I was covered in a dread-laden sweat. I don't need to learn a lesson twice - I've been skirting responsibilities ever since. So even though I want to be an inspiration to you all, I can't teach you this stuff. Have you guys SEEN a calendar? Stressful...

crazy planet

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Help i'm trapped on a crazy planet and the monkeys are in charge.

if you are crazy

Workplace Ecard with text: If youre crazy, here, youll be given a straight-jacket. But if you re REALLY crazy youll be given more money, promotions + power! WOOT!

batshit crazy

Thank You Cards Ecard with text: thank you for not caring that i am batshit crazy

humor me

Reminders Ecard with text: remember i'm way crazier than you so maybe you should just humor me

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.