cold dark void

Excuses Ecard with text: I regret I cannot attend your party due to my concern that the people there might unintentionally make me feel as if I am wandering alone in a cold dark void. — **about this card:**
*cold dark void* | You can use today's card to extricate yourself from an invitation to a party so that you can do more important things, like space out on the internet or micromanage your Japanese fugu smuggling operation. This card is just so amazingly reasonable - what could possibly go wrong?

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And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.