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diablo

May 18, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Excuses Ecard with text: I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons.
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diablo | When they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I'm thinking about it. I've probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?

good exorcist

February 22, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
CheerUp Ecard with text: don't worry - there is nothing wrong with you that a good exorcist couldn't fix.
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good exorcist | Sometimes people get sad and nothing makes them feel better, not even shouting. You can even read out interesting facts about hippopotamuses from your notebook and there's no change in temperament. That's when this re-hash Wednesday card can come in handy. Hippopotamus is Greek for 'water horse'.