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May 18, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Excuses Ecard with text: I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons.
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diablo | When they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I'm thinking about it. I've probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?