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optimism

Don't listen to what some people say, everyone is an optimist. Everyone is being completely optimistic - they might as well embrace the reality. Whenever I turn on the television I stare at it for eight minutes, turn it off and then have to go lie down because civilisation is clearly coming to a sticky end. But then I'm up 15 minutes later because Fox News must not win. See? Optimism. In other news, I should be a motivational speaker.
Ecard text: ALways be optimistic. But don't be as optimistic as a dog. A dog will eat its own vomit with the expectation that it will just work out better the second time around. You know what? Don't be optimistic. It doesn't work.

hanging out with dogs

Ecard text: it's not that i don't want to hang out with you, i'd just prefer to hang out with my dog

dogs outrun zombies

Ecard text: In the event of a sudden zombie attack secure all windows and doors before fetching beloved family pets from outside. spot can outrun them, and zombies have no taste for canine flesh.