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chinese new years

January 2, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
New Year's Ecard with text: Late again with the New Years Celebrations, China? Don't worry about the dragons. If you look closely you'll see they have people inside of them.
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chinese new years | Late again with the New Year's Celebrations, China?" has really annoyed some people in the past. One time, I responded to a complaint about it with the observation that they shouldn't feel so insecure, "especially considering how China had given the world so much, like sushi, origami and ninjas." If I haven't mentioned it lately, I really like my job.

prisoner

July 13, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Excuses Ecard with text: Cannot hang out. Am a prisoner of my mind and it needs me to kill dragons.
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prisoner | I'm still in Granada, and just tried to order room service. I'm in a bit of a difficult mood so I tried to order swan. Black swan. They told me they didn't have black swan on the menu so I said I'd settle for an ordinary swan that had been dyed black. Even when I'm difficult I'm highly reasonable. But I'm not going to lie; this has nothing to do with today's card.

phalanx

March 18, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel
TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and we have not been devoured by a phalanx of Komodo Dragons.
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phalanx | The week is winding down and you survived. Yes, you survived the strange and the unexpected. And, celebrating this triumph, today's wrongcard reminds us all to remain ever vigilant. Remember, if you stay paranoid, you'll stay alive. For a while anyway. Happy Friday to you all!